DOG better than a MAN???

sabtu 09 juni
lunch ma ii gue n sepupu gue, karena sepupu gue kul d untar jd lunch d CL ajah yg deket...
bujud dah brp lama yah gue kaga ke CL?
sebenernya sih lunch nya dah telat gara2 anterin popo gue juga general check up n segala2 yg belibet... yah kan po2 gue dah tuir ya buat make sure ajahhh
makan siang yg kaga enak bgt gara2 tergiur resto baru n gambar yg menarik sighhh
yg ada tuh makanan kaga gue makan sama sekali, kayanya indomie panas n pedes jaoh lebih enak deh ... tsk tsk tsk
trus gue lunch es krim aja dahhhhh

gue uda lama neh ga beli novel... akirnyaa hr ini gue beli 2 novel d gramed...
pas gue hunting novel.. mata gue terpaku ma judul "macarin anjing"
wadDdd??
apaan seh nih novel ??
trus gue baca... ada kata2nya...[the more i meet guys, the more i love dogs]
ahaaaaaa
gue ketawa2 ga jelas
cowo=anjing??
suara hati banged ya??
ya uda lgs gue ambil trus gue beli 1 buku lg yg judulnya "simple lie"

abis itu gue ngajak2 ii gue balik, karena gue uda ga sabar pengen baca tuh buku
sempet tel si pieter jejeritan ceritain gue beli tuh buku..
yeah reaksinya dah keduga kok.. dia ngamuk2 ga jelas.. karena kaumnya disamakan dengan anjing... *ketawa mpe guling2*
gue kira yg nulis tuh buku cewe ga taunya cowo lohhh
n lagi2 si pieter bete... dia blg pasti tuh cowo homoooo, laki ga normal blablabla trus dia blg.. cini cini gue minta alamat rmh nya tuh yg ngarang buku... xiixiixixix mao lo apain seeeehhh ???

nih nih gue ketikin yg bikin gue ngakak2 n lagi2 sebenernya gue paksa si pieter mendengarkan (gue bacain die d tel)
heuueuehee
tetephhhh dia ngamuk2 sambil komentar2 ga jelas

15 Reasons why a DOG is better than a MAN
1. dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2. dogs miss you when you've gone
3. dogs feet guilt when they've done something wrong
4. dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with
5. dogs don't criticize your friends
6. dogs admit it when they're jealous
7. dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
8. dogs understand what "NO" means
9. you can home train a dog
10. middle aged dogs don't feel to abandon you for a younger owner
11. dogs don't mind if you do all the driving
12. dogs don't step on imaginary brake
13. dogs admit it when they're lost
14. dogs can't feel threatened if you earn more than they do
15. dogs mean it when they kiss u.

kalo yg ini improvisasi ajah dari penulisnya
16. anjing ga sejorok cowo
17. anjing ga bakal memutar kepalanya sampai seratus delapan puluh derajat kalo ngeliat cewe yg dadanya montoghhh huahuahhaha
18. anjing ngga akan ngelupain janjian demi nonton sepak bola
19. anjing ga akan ngumpul sama temen2 nya sesama anjing dan berdebat ttg ukuran cup bra ato toketnya britney ntu palsu apa asli
20. anjing ga akan hapal nama artis2 porno terkenal
21. anjing ekspresif nunjukin perasaannya ke majikannya kalo seneng dia akan blg Guk Guk.. sedangkan co? buat ngomong i love u ajaaa lama benerrr.. gantungnya melly mode on
heuheuhuhe

asli gue baca ampe ngakak2....
kocak bgt...
tp kalo gue bole koreksi nih yah...
1. sebaik2 n senurut2 nya anjing... emutan ciumannya kalah dahsyat ma laki... thats why gue tetep aja doyan ma laki
2. anjing kan ada musim kawin... gue kaga tau seh tepatnya brp bln sekale... tp masa lo digilir geto? hueuhehe
3. ga mungkin kondangan bawa2 anjing n pakein tuxedo, kecuali kalo lo mao dibilang sinting
4. hmmm kalo yg ini.... Tuhan ciptain "beep"....kan buat put his "beep" into my "beep"... masa mao digantiin ma anjing??? make yg sintetis aja gue ogah males bgt mikirnya... ini masa mao digantiin anjing??
5. hmm anjing yg pasti kaga bisa bayarin gue nonton n makan xixixiixixixixix

kayanya itu dl yg kepikiran knp gue tetephhh milih laki... nanti kalo ada gue tambahin lage dehh...

o iyaaaa keke merit today
awalnya gue mao ke pemberkatannya... cm karena gue kudu anter po2 gue check up jd batal deh, gue dateng ke resepsinya ajah
cantiq keke naaa emang dasarnya dah cantiq sehhh.. duhhh jd ngiri salah tepatnya jd mupeng kapan yahhh gue merit?? woiiiiii mr soulmateeeee... inget yah gue blg mr soulmate bukan mr doggie hueuehheue ke mana anda???

minggu 10 juni
gue kebangun gara dibangunin paksa ma si chloe.. trus gue cengo2 ga jelas.. baca novel yg atu lagi
o iya josy dah lahiran.. congrats yah for both of u (iwan n josy) ntar malem gue mao ke sono nunggu si king kong jemput...

hmmm kegiatan hr minggu masi lom usai... kalo ada yg seru lg nanti gue update lg
mao browsing2 ahhhh